Zombie Survival Can Energy Drink

08/12/2013 - Comment

An indispensable part of everyone’s emergency kit, this energy drink is ready for when the inevitable happens: zombies. Whether you need a power boost for a speedy escape, or just want a projectile to take out one of the living dead, this Zombie Survival can is designed to do it! Note: Not for Zombies. Product

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(as of 08/12/2013 4:46 PM EST - Details)

An indispensable part of everyone’s emergency kit, this energy drink is ready for when the inevitable happens: zombies. Whether you need a power boost for a speedy escape, or just want a projectile to take out one of the living dead, this Zombie Survival can is designed to do it! Note: Not for Zombies.

Product Features

  • Use for Quick Energy to Escape the Walking Dead
  • Easy to Drink while Running from Zombies
  • Great Tasting
  • Easy to travel with you
  • Zombie Survival Energy Drink 8.4 fl oz
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Comments

jtgreen1310 says:

Small can. It’s great if you want to put in on your desk or something. The can is very small. It’s smaller than a regular redbull can. You can’t really see it, but on the side they have some funny ways on how to use the can during a zombie Apocalypse. If you are wanting to drink it…. take a look at the ingredients. I think I could make this “drink” at home. So once again, if you want a novelty can, GET IT! If you really want energy… go buy a monster.

BD Jameson says:

Cool collectable This product is very cool and fun. The can is wraped in a plastic film so be carful not to damage it or you will have a bare can without the art on it. Not sure of flavor as I do not plan on drinking it.

Annette Peters says:

Surviving a Zombie Invasion Our son-in-law is a big “Zombie”….fan so when I came across this product I just KNEW he had to have it as part of his Christmas. I have no idea how it taste. I have know idea if it would actually help you survive a Zombie attack. I DO know the look on his face when he opened the package made it well worth the cost regardless.

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