Protected: Zombie Security Static Cling

03/14/2014 - Comment

Exclusive Product from Survival Zombie Got zombies? Put them to good use as security guards and display this notice on your windows! Zombies are a low cost approach to security for many reasons: Zombies don’t require payment or creature comforts. All that has to be done is to release the zombies in a home, warehouse, or fenced in area.

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Got zombies? Put them to good use as security guards and display this notice on your windows!

Zombies are a low cost approach to security for many reasons:

  • Zombies don’t require payment or creature comforts.
  • All that has to be done is to release the zombies in a home, warehouse, or fenced in area.
  • A zombie’s ability to detect their prey is well documented. Their hearing and sense of smell are acute and they can detect the living within minutes.
  • Even if a violator dispatches a few zombies, it doesn’t matter because all it takes is a bite or scratch and the trespasser joins their ranks. Zombies are a self-replicating supply.
  • No training required because zombies, by nature, seek out and eat any and all intruders.

Printed on 3″x 3″ white vinyl for maximum visibility. Attach this static cling to your window, add some zombies, and you’ll never have to worry about break-ins again! The Protected: Zombie Security Static Cling* is only available from Survival Zombie. Copyright © 2013 Survival Zombie. All rights reserved. $4.95 On Sale. Free Shipping.

$3.70

Zombie Security Static Cling

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* Zombies not included. Durable but easily removable, static cling decals are designed for indoor use and work well for temporary applications. Our custom static window cling stickers are printed on durable white static cling vinyl, which can easily be applied to any smooth, non-porous surface, such as glass. The static cling can be positioned with the printing facing out or in. It will stick either way. Be sure to clean and dry the surface where you intend to apply the static cling before application. As long as you look after your static cling decal, you can reuse it multiple times. Your static cling decal can be re-positioned and removed as many times as you’d like. When not in use, the static cling decal should be placed on the liner we provided with your order.

Disclaimer: Many product descriptions on this website assume that zombies are real and that you need to be prepared to defend yourself. Expect to find references to zombies intermingled with actual product descriptions and features. This website contains affiliate links. This means that if you purchase certain products after clicking on a link in the website, I will get a commission. I have a relationship and/or material connection to some of the providers of goods and services mentioned on this website and may be compensated when you purchase from or visit the website of a provider.
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Survival Zombie
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Protected: Zombie Security Static Cling
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Comments

Joe says:

Hi, Looking for someone who’s willing to donate a zombie to start my own security force. Will pay for transport. Thanks, Joe

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