Zombie Road Companion Kit

02/07/2014 - Comment

If you drive by yourself late at night and want the security of having someone with you, then the Zombie Road Companion Kit* is your solution. The road companion kit is for anyone that drives alone and wants it to look like more than one person is in the car. Worried that your zombie will

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If you drive by yourself late at night and want the security of having someone with you, then the Zombie Road Companion Kit* is your solution.

The road companion kit is for anyone that drives alone and wants it to look like more than one person is in the car.

Worried that your zombie will attack?

Don’t worry! The Zombie Road Companion Kit* contains everything you need to safely travel with your zombie as a passenger.

Product Features

  • Ball gag to keep your zombie from biting
  • Collar with leash to tie you zombie to the head rest
  • Hand restraints to keep your zombie from sratching
  • Lots of rope to restrain you zombie via hand restraints or otherwise
  • If your zombie become agitated, the kit also includes a blindfold
  • Kit even includes a whip to subdue the zombie (the whip is untested and may result in agitating the zombie to the point of breaking out of it’s restraints — use with caution and be ready to run)

An added benefit of using the Zombie Road Companion Kit* is that you can drive in the HOV lane. Cool, huh?

Package includes: whip, ball gag, collar with leash, hand restraints, rope, and blindfold.

Additional Product Features

  • 100% brand new (you’ll be glad you didn’t buy a used BDSM kit)
  • Material:Leather
  • Restraints are adjustable and sturdy
  • Velcro straps attach easily to chairs, beds, car seats, and more

If you are interested in this product, you may also want to purchase the CAR FRESHNER CORP U1P-10101 ROYAL PINEAIR FRESHENER (Pack of 24). You will want a lot of air fresheners so buy in bulk.

* Zombie not included. OK, so the actual product is the 8pcs Set New Black Bondage Kit Bdsm S&m Restraints, but, hey, it would work for zombies, too. I got the idea from the book, How to Train Your Zombie. By the way, this is an entertaining read and I highly recommend it.

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