Zombie Defense Solutions: 3-Day Survival Kit

01/21/2014 - Comment

You’re a smart shopper. That explains why there’s always a legion of reanimated undead corpses lining up for a taste of your delicious brains. Our good friends at Zombie Defense Solutions haven’t yet found a way to cure those poor souls, rotting away as they shamble down the bloodstained streets. But they have compiled a

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You’re a smart shopper. That explains why there’s always a legion of reanimated undead corpses lining up for a taste of your delicious brains.

Our good friends at Zombie Defense Solutions haven’t yet found a way to cure those poor souls, rotting away as they shamble down the bloodstained streets. But they have compiled a survival kit containing everything that you’ll need to avoid an unpleasant death.

The Zombie Defense Solutions: 3-Day Survival Kit contains:

FOOD: 3600 Cal. Energy Bar – Provides 3 days worth of food. Energy bar is scored into nine-400 calorie portions. Packaged to insure consistent nutritional values and has a storage life of 5-7 years.

WATER: Purified Drinking Water – 6 long lasting, triple layered retort pouches that hold 4.227 fl oz of water. Stores for a min of 5 years.

LIGHTING: Matches & Lightsticks – 1 box of waterproof matches, (3) 6″ lightsticks with lanyard hole and hook. Creates instant lighting lasting 12 hours each.

WARMTH: MYLAR Emergency Blanket – Waterproof, reflective surface for high visibility. Space age design retains up to 90% of body heat for cooling in hot climates. Compact, yet opens to 84″ x 52″.

FIRST AID: Basic First Aid Kit – A small assortment of fresh, sterile products that includes: (7) Adhesive bandages, (2) gauze pads, (2) Alcohol Prep Pads, (2) Wet Naps, (1) Triple Antibiotic Ointment

TOOLS: Emergency Hammer & Survival Bracelet – (1) Emergency Hammer – Shatters glass and has a built-in seat belt cutting tool, (1) Survival bracelet with Built-In Emergency whistle – made of nylon cord that can be unwound to 10 feet in survival situations

Product Features

  • Provides enough equipment to help you survive for 72 hours
  • Contains water, food, warmth, lighting, matches, tools, and a basic first aid kit
  • Guaranteed a 5-Year storage life
  • Will supply 1 person for 3 days
  • Measures 13″ x 9″ x 4″, weighs 5 lbs
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Comments

OutDoorGuy says:

There’s about $10 worth of stuff in here, you’re paying for the box. Some of the items they put in here are just silly. It’s like a big box full of “white elephant” items that some company decided to get rid of by capitalizing on the zombie trend. An automotive escape hammer? Really? What possible use would that have in a real survival situation? It’s not big enough to use as a weapon, and if you need a hammer and can’t find one, then you’d just use a rock or something instead. The only time an automotive escape hammer is ever useful at all, whatsoever, is when…

Poe Pelligrino says:

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