The Ultimate Survival Guide: Zombie Apocalypse

08/28/2013 - Comment

If you are looking for the definitive guide to survive the ever dreaded zombie apocalypse, look no further, we have the answer for you. Divided into four sections (Prepare, Survive, Fight Back, and Rebuild) this guide will cover everything from packing for the worst to quelling rebellion while you sit upon your throne as ruler

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If you are looking for the definitive guide to survive the ever dreaded zombie apocalypse, look no further, we have the answer for you. Divided into four sections (Prepare, Survive, Fight Back, and Rebuild) this guide will cover everything from packing for the worst to quelling rebellion while you sit upon your throne as ruler of the new world. Starting this book will begin a transformative journey, at the end of which you will have become the most impressive, awe inspiring, chainsaw wielding, zombie killing-est leader that your minions will have had the privilege of ever laying eyes upon. If this doesn’t sound like you, have no fear, it will when you have completed this guide.

Why is Halloween a bad idea after the outbreak?
What is your second most important objective after killing zombies?
Why will there be a distinct lack of car mechanics after the outbreak?
Why does a beard become your most powerful asset?
Why will knocking down sandcastles and popping children’s baloons keep you alive?

All these questions and many more that you’ve never cared to know the answers to will be answered within the pages of this prophetic guide. This is your most valuable weapon in the fight against the undead. If faced with a choice between grabbing a gun, and grabbing this book, you should grab this book. After reading it you’ll quickly find out that you should have grabbed that gun after all. Bullet holes are much more effective than paper cuts and if you had read this sooner, you would have known that. So sit up straight, roll up your sleeves, and get ready to become the saviour that this world needs.

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Comments

rjwerly says:

a good book for humor lovers it’s a very witty, funny, and well thought out I finished it todayand i Loved it! when i started reading i was engrosseduntil the very end also the illustration ar humor

Anonymous says:

Best zombie book ever!It had every thing it’s a must buy! Loved it so much death to the zombies

Anonymous says:

This book really does have useful information in case of a zombie apocalypse! It’s also funny and has little drawings every now and then.

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