The official USA Made Tactical Zombie Hunting Permit Velcro Morale Patch

03/04/2014 - Comment

Need the government to know why you are toting around your arsonal with you? Here’s the permit that fits your needs! (note: I wouldn’t actually try to explain why you have a ton of guns with this permit…) “Show the world that you are ready to defend them from the hoards of undead with our

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(as of 03/04/2014 12:22 PM EST - Details)

Need the government to know why you are toting around your arsonal with you? Here’s the permit that fits your needs! (note: I wouldn’t actually try to explain why you have a ton of guns with this permit…)

“Show the world that you are ready to defend them from the hoards of undead with our new Zombie Hunting Permit velcro backed patch. Made in the USA and the best velcro around (can be ripped off around 30,000 times before its worn) And then we will replace it for free!

Product Features

  • 3″ tall 4.25″ wide
  • Made in the USA
  • This Patch is A Rare Find!
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Comments

Chris N. says:

High quality American made patch 0

Michael John Grösch-McCluskey, USA & USN, Ret... says:

I bought an extra one of these… snuck it on a Sergeant Major’s uniform! 0

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