Private Property: Beware of Zombies Aluminum Sign

10/07/2013 - Comment

Exclusive Product from Survival Zombie     So, you want to deter trespassers? This 9 x 12-inch sign will do it! The sign is printed on heavy gauge aluminum. This is not a light-weight, flimsy sign like you find at hardware stores. The Zombie War may be over but we’re still plagued with stragglers so

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So, you want to deter trespassers? This 9 x 12-inch sign will do it!

The sign is printed on heavy gauge aluminum. This is not a light-weight, flimsy sign like you find at hardware stores.

The Zombie War may be over but we’re still plagued with stragglers so you can put them to good use.

Zombies are a low cost approach to security for many reasons:

  • Zombies don’t require payment or creature comforts.
  • All that has to be done is to release the zombies in a home, warehouse, or fenced in area.
  • A zombie’s ability to detect their prey is well documented. Their hearing and sense of smell are acute and they can detect the living within minutes.
  • Even if a violator dispatches a few zombies, it doesn’t matter because all it takes is a bite or scratch and the trespasser joins their ranks. Zombies are a self-replicating supply.
  • No training required because zombies, by nature, seek out and eat any and all intruders.

Attach this aluminum sign to your gate or wall, add some zombies, and you’ll never have to worry about trespassers again!

The Private Property: Beware of Zombies Aluminum Sign* is only available from Survival Zombie. Copyright © 2013 Survival Zombie. All rights reserved.

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Private Property Beware of Zombies Aluminum Sign

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