Energy Drink Zombie Awake The Dead

08/12/2013 - Comment

An indispensable part of everyonersquo;s emergency kit, this energy drink is ready for when the inevitable happens: zombies. If you’re tired from surviving the apocalypse and you need a quick and delicious boost of energy that’s strong enough to wake the dead, then you’re in luck! We’ve got you covered! Also, the can can be

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(as of 08/12/2013 4:46 PM EST - Details)

An indispensable part of everyonersquo;s emergency kit, this energy drink is ready for when the inevitable happens: zombies. If you’re tired from surviving the apocalypse and you need a quick and delicious boost of energy that’s strong enough to wake the dead, then you’re in luck! We’ve got you covered! Also, the can can be used to distract nearby zombies. Note: Not for Zombies.

Product Features

  • Zombie Awake The Dead Energy Drink 8.4 oz
  • Use for Quick Energy to Escape the Walking Dead
  • Easy to Drink while Running from Zombies
  • Great Tasting
  • Easy to travel with you
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Comments

Anonymous says:

This product caught my eye because my nephew loves Zombies. It was a decent price, and I knew it would be smaller than I was thinking it would be. When I received it the reviews were correct. But I don’t really mind since I don’t think energy drinks are good for kids any way. The price was decent and it adds a lot to my gift of Zombie items.

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